Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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