Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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