Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Neither have I

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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