How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Lindsay Lohan

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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