- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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