- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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