A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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