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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

what's worst than being gay? being black

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Your face

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Netflix and chill

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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