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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Obama being reelected.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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