- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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