whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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world society

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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