Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Netflix and chill

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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