Bacon is delcious.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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