- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Hi, my name is Jake.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Obama being reelected.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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