What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Miscarriages.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What is the difference?

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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