- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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