Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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A women in the kitchen.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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