why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

roses are red violets are blue

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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