- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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