- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why was the woman?

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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