- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Jack Stevens

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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