How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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