- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

whats white and looks like paper paper

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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