hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Robin, get in the car!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Justin

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

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