I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did? Yes

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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