Knock knock Go away

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Anti Joke

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