What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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My love life

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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