Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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