- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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