Guess what? You guessed it.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

knock knock come in!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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