- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Women's rights

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Skrillex.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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