- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

A dyslexic blind man

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

I hate long jokes -_-

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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