- Anti Joke

A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.