Gus's mom

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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