- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Alchohol.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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