- Anti Joke

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

guest what i love pancakes

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are three short words? i a am

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.