Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Your mom went to college

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Barack Obama

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

a man walked into a bar....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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