- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What would u like to drink?

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

European on my shoes, buddy.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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