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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Tilt your screen back

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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