- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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