- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

men

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

haha black people :D

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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