Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Gus's mom

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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