- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What comes after 23? 24.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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