- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What is red? A rock painted red

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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