A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Nick Cannon

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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stuarts mum

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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