Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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