Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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