How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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top kek

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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belly button

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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