- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Sex education in Texas.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

An Englishman walks into a bar.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

i had sex.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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