Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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