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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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