- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Without geometry life would be pointless

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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