- Anti Joke

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How do you spell eight? 8

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p