- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Your mother is so fat.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

WHAT THE BABIES?!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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