- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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My friend harris is fat.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Neil is a reterd.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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