what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

The Oakland Raiders

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Your face is hilarious.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

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