- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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run farther?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

I love pissing people off :P

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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