whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Come in

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