Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

XD Jackass.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Anti Joke

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