- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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