- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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