What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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no really what are ur names?

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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