roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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more like nig!

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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