- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Women's Rights

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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