Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Poop

whats a joke

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

ur an fagit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...