- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

were at work systems r down

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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