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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Get on the boat.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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