What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Ready for something funny? nothing

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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