What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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nickel back

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Tucker Rivera

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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