sorry son your nanas been put down

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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