- Anti Joke

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

National security?

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.