- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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