- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

A black student graduated High School

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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