- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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