- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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