- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Guess what? Bananas

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

The FCC

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Tucker Rivera

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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