guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

VaginaBoob ^.^

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Nickelback.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

KONY 2012

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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