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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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