A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

I hate long jokes -_-

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Life

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Poop

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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