Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Neil Lewis

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

do you wanna hear a joke school

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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