- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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