- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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