- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Knock knock open

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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