- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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