How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

penis haha

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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