Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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the WNBA

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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