- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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