how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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New mission: refuse this mission

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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A man was shot. He died.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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