Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Get on the boat.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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