- Anti Joke

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

I have an erection My mom!

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

have safe sex

these are shit

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.