Sam Hengal.

what do gay people eat?? food

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Women's Rights Movement

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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