- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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