What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Women's Rights

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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A sober Irish individual.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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