- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

I need to start studying.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Miscarriages.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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