I know you are but what am I? Gay.

YEAH THEY DO!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

stuarts mum

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Nick Cannon

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Anti Joke

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