- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

gay people

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??