- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

I can count to potato.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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