Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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