- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

So a seal walks into a club.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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