why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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penis

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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James Patrick Campbell

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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