Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Vicky is my best friend.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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