I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Terraria

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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