Black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Jovan

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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