- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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