A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Anti Joke

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