A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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