A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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