- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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