- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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