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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

I'm 4 and what is this?

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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