A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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