I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Anti Joke

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