Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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