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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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