- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Bark I'm a tree

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

these are shit

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

have safe sex

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

The Charlotte Bobcats

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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