- Anti Joke

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Tilt your screen back

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

1+1=2

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.