- Anti Joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

7+5=12

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.