- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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